we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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