Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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