i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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