Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Randomize
