Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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