pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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