yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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