all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
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ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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