yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
do nipples grow back?
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