I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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