What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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