She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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