Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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