FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
YAS. BRING CRAB.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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