I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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