Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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