ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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