Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Say something about gay babies.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
