I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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