Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Randomize
