After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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