The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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You made out with two different species that night
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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