I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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