Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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