i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
