There is no way he is gay with that hair.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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