drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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