you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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