Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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