My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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