is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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