i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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