actually, I'm a sock model
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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