Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
How many fucks given?
0.12846
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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