You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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