it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
