Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
