I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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