i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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Pants are for mortals
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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