Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
this boner is exhausting
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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