is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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