Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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