Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.