it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar