so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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