Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.