I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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