brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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