oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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