We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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