You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
