I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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