i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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