i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
no, he came in my armpit
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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