So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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