there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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