Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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